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blueparadise
08-18-2009, 02:58 PM
Wife: Aapko meri khoobsurati zayada achi lagti hay ya aqalmandi..?
Husband: Mujhey to tumhari ye mazaaq ki aadat bohot achi Lagti Häy.
Husband: Malang baba, meri biwi bohot pareshan karti hai, Koi hal batao.
Malang : Beta, hal hota to mein malang kayo banta..?
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Wife: Main bazar ja rahi hoon, mujhe 50 Rupay ki zaroorrat hai!
Husband(ghusay se): Tumhen Rupay se ziada aqal ki zaroorat hai!
Wife: Aapse wohi cheez mangi hai, jo aap k pass mojood hai!

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Aik din Wife aur Husband Mazaar se Nikle to aik Faqeer ne kaha:
Shehzadi 5 rupey de de, Andha hoon.
Husband: De do, Tumhe Shehzadi kaha hai to zaroor andha ho ga
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An old man married a young Girl,
Someone asks the GiRL: Aap ne in me Shadi ke liye kiya daikha ?
Girl : Aik to inki INCOME or dosray in ke Din kam.

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They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, It is love;
After marriage: It is self-defense

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Reporter: Khan SAB platform par khare sb pathan kese mar gye?
Pathan: Aik elan hua k train platform par aa rahi hai sab ne jan bachanay k liye patri par chalaang laga di
Reporter: Phir aap kese bach gye?
Pathan: Main khudkushi k lie patri par leta tha ye elan suna to mein platform par ja kar lait gya.

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Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?

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How a woman calls her husband in first 6 years:
Yr 1. Janu
Yr 2. O G.
Yr 3. Aji, sunte ho?
Yr 4. Arey, O Bunty k pappa
And then…..
Yr 7. Kahan mar gaye?
Yr 8. Tum aate ho k main aaon?

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Pathan Pizza Hut gaya to waiter ne pizza la k rkh dia. pathan 1 ghantay tak betha raha phr chillaney lga k "O khocha nan rakh k gya hai salan tumhara Baap layega"

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Pathan Ne "KFC" Phone Kiya:
Hello KFC!!
1 Zinger Burger!
1 Spicy Rice!
1 Frech Fries!
Bhej Do!
KFC: G Kis K Naam Pe?
KHAN: Allah K Naam Pe.

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Ek pathan ko Jin charh gaya
3 din baad Jin khud ek Aalim ke paas gaya aur bola:
Aalim sahab ! mujhe bahar nikalo,warna mein naswaar ki boo se mar jaonga....!! !

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blueparadise
08-18-2009, 02:58 PM
Qarardad-e-Pakistan 1940 me manzur hui,
Lekin dono mulk 1947 ko AzAD hue??
Q?
Q k 7 saal dono sochte rahe k
PATHAN kon rakhega or SARDAR kon?

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Women's day per aik larki ne Pathan se kaha:
"Aapko pata hai aaj Women's Day hai?"
Pathan ne ghabra kar kaha: Kamaal hai jab hum ghar se nikla tha tab to TUESDAY Tha.

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Pathan ne bank se car li
Lekin loan wapis nahi kar saka,
Bank waley car ley gaye,
Pathan: Pehley pata hota to
Shadi bhi bank se loan le kar karta.

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Aik pathan apnay shoulder pe Tota betha k ja rha tha.
Paas aik banday ne pucha ye kon sa janwar ha?
Tota bola PATHAN.

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Teacher: Qaid-e-Aazam Aur Allama Iqbal Main Kia Cheez Same Hai?
Pathan: Dono Chutti Wale Din Paida Howe...:-)

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PATHAN Scientist Ne Tajarbe Mein Makkhi Ke Par Kaat Ker Kaha:
Urr Ja
Makkhi Nahi Urri
PATHAN Bola: Is Tajarbe Se Sabit Hua Ke Makkhi Ke Par Kaatne Se Makkhi
Sun Nahi Sakti.

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Saqib
12-21-2009, 07:46 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHHA

Saqib
12-21-2009, 07:47 PM
TWO POST
TWO
HAHHAHAHA

loversfs
12-21-2009, 07:56 PM
Hahahahaha
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blueparadise
12-21-2009, 07:58 PM
kyun kafi nae hain kia??