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chocolate 10-23-2011 11:39 PM

polling for jokes competition oct..
 
As-Salaam-Alaikum :bye: Is mahine ke jokes Competition mein jokes on zardari share kerny thy
9members ny participate kea hai

mta

Zardari Ki Gari Ka Nichay
Kutay Ka Bacha Aa Gya
Driver Say Zardari Nay Bola
Ka Maloom Kroo Kis Ka Hai…..
Driver Thori
Dair Main Wapas Aya
Aur Bohat Say Har Galay Main …..
Aray Kia Hoa….
Driver Nay Jawab Dia Kay ,,,
Main Nay Logoon Say Bola
Kay Mian Zardari Ka Driver Hoon
Kutay Ka Bacha Mar Gaya ….
Unhoonay Sun Kar….


Gudo
2 ghantay aatay ki line main khara rehte huye ek aadmi ghussay se chillaya.

Main Zaradari ko goli marnay ja raha hon. :damn:
Kuch dari baat woh wapas aakr aatay ki line main khara ho gaya.
Kisi ne pucha.
"Kyon Maar Diya?"
Usne maayusi se jawab diya.
Wahan pe bhi line lagi hui hai. :udaas:


pg
Aik jamadarni dosri se: Mujhay aisa mard chaheay jo Charsi ho Qatil ho Neech ho Daaku ho Be-ghairat ho

2nd Jamadarni: Chal kamini zaat di jamadarni aur Khwab Zardari dy? :hehe: :bigsmile:


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Zardari
Mubarik Ho aapka KUTTTA Nikla Hai. :cat:
doll
Tarzan janwaron ko un ki zaat bata raha tha.

Shair: Shah

Tiger: Gujjar

Cheeta: Bhatti

Haathi: Butt

Zebra: Mochi

Kutta: Zardari.

Kutta tap ke bola: Tera baap zardari..





baloch
Ab me karoonga mara mari

Mere naam hai zardari

Main ne pehle apni B.V mari

Ab hai poori qoum ki bari

Dil khol k loton ga

Qoum ki raqum Sari ki Sari



chocolate 10-23-2011 11:42 PM

Re: polling for jokes competition oct..
 
choco's sharing
http://pak101.com/funnypictures/Poli...girl_ikuuh.jpg

Z@rdari ko abhi tk joota nhi lga to kya defect hai...? :thinking:

Wah wah

Z@rdari ko abhi tk joota nhi lga to kya defect hai......? :thinking:

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Akhir ko joote ki b to koi SELF RESPECT hai! :bigsmile:


imaan's sharing
Dil chahta hai,

Chori Karon,

Jhoot bolon.

Sharab piyon,

Rishwat khaon,

Qatal karon,

Or

Jail Jaon.

Shayad isi tarah kabhi
main President of Pakistan ban jaon.:p


friends4all's sharing
Once a Molvi went 2 Zardarii

&

Said !

"Makhlooq ko mat Tang kia kero Werna Allah ka Aazab ayega "


Zardari said!

Bholay Badshao ! Mein he wo Azaab hoon jo aa Chuka hai

well_wisher 10-24-2011 01:05 PM

Re: polling for jokes competition oct..
 
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maliktaimoorabbas 10-25-2011 12:06 AM

Re: polling for jokes competition oct..
 
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Night Jasmine 10-25-2011 01:39 AM

Re: polling for jokes competition oct..
 
iman ne apne apko vote kya hy isliye unka vote cancel kr dia jaye ga...

voted


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