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Old 07-04-2013, 03:50 PM   #1
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Cool Bhai k Jooty

Ek school mein Nursery ki ustani beeswein (20th) bachay ko joota pehna rhi thi. Jhuk jhuk ker is ki kamar mein dard honay laga. Beeswan bacha sharmeela aur khamosh tabiyat ka tha.

Jab ustani joota pehna chuki tu bacha baray sakoon se bola:

"Ye mery jootay nhi hain"

Ustani ka dil chaha ke wo ro dey magar khud per qaboo pa ker bachay ke jootay utaarnay lagi.

Jootay utaar ker kamar seedhi hi ki thi keh bacha baray sakoon se bola:

"Ye jootay meray bhai ke hain magar ammi ne kaha tha keh aaj tum ye pehen ker chalay jao"
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Old 07-04-2013, 06:38 PM   #2
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