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Old 12-24-2011, 12:11 AM   #1
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Talking hifazat..!

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jab tum log girls ko (I Love U) kehtay ho to un ka haath q pakar letay ho?

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bas apni hifazat k liay chappair e na maar de
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Old 12-24-2011, 05:14 PM   #2
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Old 12-24-2011, 05:16 PM   #3
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Old 12-27-2011, 04:40 PM   #4
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Old 12-28-2011, 02:26 PM   #5
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Old 12-28-2011, 05:25 PM   #6
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Old 12-28-2011, 09:35 PM   #7
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Old 12-29-2011, 10:34 PM   #8
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self protection b koi cheez hai g
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