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1 Pagal: Mujhe Katrina
Ne Shadi K LIye Haan Bol Di Hai !!! Doosra: Dikha Di Na Kameeni Ne Auqat Main bHI Itni Asani Se TaLaq Nai Doon Ga.. ![]()
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Health Oficer Poultry
Farm K Malik Se: Murghiyo Ko Kya Khilatay Ho? MaLik: ****um Ka Dana Officer: Arrest Him Yeh Ghalt Food Ha 2nd Farm K Malik Se: He Said "Rice" Usay Bhi Arrest Kar Liya. 3rd Farm Ka MaliK Ghabra Gaya Aur Bola "Main R0z Subha 1,1 Rupey Dey Deta HoN Ta K Jo DiL Chahe Kha Lein
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BirYani
KhaYa Karo . . . . . . . . . . . . Es Se PehLay TumHari BirYani KhaE JaeY ThiS PuBliC mSg Is Br0ugHt 2 U By . . . . MAMU BIRYANI ![]()
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Ustad: Agr Mr
Tmhre Walid Ko 500Rs Dun Unko 200 Ki Zrurt Ho To Kitne Waps MiL Jaenge? Studnt: 1 bhi Nh Ustd: Hisab Nh Janty Studnt: Ap Mre Bap Ko Nh Janty ![]()
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Friend: Yar Tm Subah Se MitTi
Khod Rhe Ho Kia Bat Ha ? Pathan: Kch Nai YAr Dada Ji Ne KAha Hai K Maine Unka NAam MitTi Me MIla Dia hA W0hi Dh0nd Rha Hn ![]()
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Sardar: Itny Sary Log
Football Ko Lat Kyun Mar Rahy Hain ? Admi: GoAl Krny K Liye Sardar: Gol Hi To Hai AUr Kitna Gol Karen Gey ![]()
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Taliban:Hm Buht Jald Karachi Arhe Hen
MQM: Aslaha Le Lo Awam: Rashan Le Kar Rakh Lo Pathan: Istaqbal Karo, Memon: BURQAY KHARID LO BAD ME RATE BARH JAINGE.
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Bv:ap nay pichlay sal eid par
meri ami ko lohay ki kursi di the. Is saal kia irada ha. Shohar: is saal us main current chornay ka irada ha ![]()
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Sardar Ne Najaiz Ghar
Banaya Ksi Ne Mashwara Dia Ghar K Bahar Aisi Chowking Krdo K Police Smje Porana Ghr Hy Sardar Ne Dewar Pe Likha Anarkali Ko Riha Kro ![]()
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Sardar Saw A Man Stealing
A Purse.. Theif: There Is 1000 Rs In The Purse.. We Can Take 50-50 Sardar: OK..OK But What About The Remaining 900?? ![]()
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