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Old 12-05-2009, 08:24 PM   #61
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1 Pagal: Mujhe Katrina
Ne Shadi K LIye Haan
Bol Di Hai !!!











Doosra: Dikha Di Na
Kameeni Ne Auqat





Main bHI Itni Asani
Se TaLaq Nai Doon
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Old 12-05-2009, 08:25 PM   #62
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Health Oficer Poultry
Farm K Malik Se:
Murghiyo Ko Kya
Khilatay Ho?

MaLik: ****um Ka
Dana
Officer: Arrest Him
Yeh Ghalt Food Ha



2nd Farm K Malik Se:
He Said "Rice" Usay
Bhi Arrest Kar Liya.



3rd Farm Ka MaliK
Ghabra Gaya Aur Bola
"Main R0z Subha 1,1
Rupey Dey Deta HoN
Ta K Jo DiL Chahe Kha
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BirYani
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Karo
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Es Se PehLay
TumHari BirYani
KhaE JaeY




ThiS PuBliC mSg
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MAMU
BIRYANI
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Ustad: Agr Mr
Tmhre Walid Ko
500Rs Dun
Unko 200 Ki
Zrurt Ho To
Kitne Waps MiL
Jaenge?


Studnt: 1 bhi Nh

Ustd: Hisab Nh
Janty
Studnt: Ap Mre
Bap Ko Nh Janty
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Friend: Yar Tm Subah Se MitTi
Khod Rhe Ho

Kia Bat Ha ?



Pathan: Kch Nai YAr
Dada Ji Ne KAha Hai

K Maine Unka NAam MitTi Me
MIla Dia hA W0hi Dh0nd Rha
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Sardar: Itny Sary Log
Football Ko Lat Kyun Mar
Rahy Hain ?



Admi: GoAl Krny K Liye






Sardar: Gol Hi To Hai AUr
Kitna Gol Karen Gey
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Taliban:Hm Buht Jald Karachi Arhe Hen

MQM: Aslaha Le Lo

Awam: Rashan Le Kar Rakh Lo

Pathan: Istaqbal Karo,

Memon: BURQAY KHARID LO BAD ME RATE BARH JAINGE.
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Bv:ap nay pichlay sal eid par
meri ami ko lohay ki kursi di the.
Is saal kia irada ha.
Shohar: is saal us main
current chornay ka irada ha
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Sardar Ne Najaiz Ghar
Banaya Ksi Ne Mashwara
Dia Ghar K Bahar Aisi
Chowking Krdo K Police
Smje Porana Ghr Hy


Sardar Ne Dewar Pe
Likha

Anarkali Ko Riha Kro
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Sardar Saw A Man Stealing
A Purse..


Theif:
There Is 1000 Rs In The
Purse..



We Can Take 50-50




Sardar:
OK..OK




But What About The
Remaining 900??
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