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Old 08-23-2010, 04:23 PM   #151
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Old 02-04-2011, 05:36 PM   #152
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Aik aurat k ghar gas ka bill 50,000 aa gia
Wo gas office gaie or officer se boli,
tum log mujhey ye batao beghiarto!!
k ye dozakh (jahanam) ki aag k liye pipe kia mere ghar se gai he.


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Old 07-03-2011, 01:34 AM   #154
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Old 12-09-2011, 09:34 PM   #155
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Old 01-01-2013, 02:18 PM   #156
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Express Breaking News:
Pakistani
Mahireen Or
Ulma Se Ye Sabit Ho Chuka Hai K,
10 JULY 2013 Ko
Rat K Waqt 3 Ya 3:30 Baje K Ird Gird
1 Awaz Gonje Gi Jis Py Tamam Log Neend Se Bedaar Ho Jaen Ge Sirf Gair Muslim Py Koi Asar Nahi Hoga
Awaz Kuch Is Trah Ki Hogi
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ROZY DAROO ALLAH NABI K Piyaro Sehri Ka Waqt Ho Chuka hai
Ghor Se Parhny Ka Shukriya:-)-)
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Biwi: suniye ji apka dost eik pagal larki se shadi kar raha hai
ap osy roktay Q nahi? Husband:
mien Q rokon?
mujhy roka tha kia.
Meri vari ty bra nach da c...
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1 pathan Masjid Se Bohat Khushi Khushi jumma ki namaz parh k nikla
Dost Ne Khushi Ki Waja Poochi to,
Pathan bola: Molvi Saab Keh Rahey Thy Qayamat K Din Har Raaz khul Jaye ga
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To Phir?
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Phir to Ye bhi Pata Chal Jaye ga K,
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Nokia ka set on krtay hi jo do log hath milatay hen wo k0n hen?
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Student:
Sir log Urdu English men bat krte hen,Math men Q Nhi?
Sir:
Zyada 3,5 na kr 9,2,11 hoja Warna 5,7 dhar dunga 6 k 36 Nazar aynge or 32 k 32 bahir ajynge!
studnt:sir g urdu,english hi theek hy
math waqai bakwas subject hy:
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