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Jab se naya saal shuru hua hai tab se log keh rahe hain k ye 2 hazaar tera hai .
. . . to bhai mere 2 hazaar mujhe day kar kahaani khatam karo.
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Ufone pesh krta hy 12 Aney package apne un Jazz sarfeen k lye jnho ne 1st Jan 1947 se apni Telenor SIM istimal nh ki,
so Abi Warid p100 ka crd chrge kren or Zong se sb keh de Mazed malumat k lye apne PTCL se dial kre 0900-78601 Qk jahan khwab waha HBL Is bijle ne tu sb logo ko pagal krdia he shukar hai k me thek hon wese: ![]()
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Baadshah ne elan karwaya k "shadi shuda mard 2 lines mein khare hon.
1 line mein woh jo B.V se darte hain aur 1 mein woh jo nahin darte." Darne walon ki lambi line thi. Jab k na darne walon ki line mein 1 aadmi tha. Baadsha ne us se kaha: Tou aap B.V se nahin darte? Aadmi ne kaha: . . . . . Pata nahin g! Mujhe to B.V keh gai hai k is line mein khare rehna . . . . . warna taangein torr doon gi.
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Doctor to Pathan Ap ko kelay ka chilka nazar ni aya jo ap phisal gae?
Pathan: Hum paon rakh k dekh raha tha k chilkey me kela to nhi ha:-|:-
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MODERN DICTIONARY in 2013:
MOHABBAT: Jiss k dum sey restuarants abad hain ![]() STUDENT: Mustaqbil ka berozgar tabqa ![]() PARDA: Jissey larkiyan khirki pey dalti hain ![]() KITAB: Waqt zaaya karney ka zariyaa ![]() DIL: Bagheir operation k bhi kisi ko dey saktey hain ![]() COLLEGE: Tafreeh gaah ![]() UNIVERSITY: Last part of happy life ![]() MARRIGE: Opar jitni tafreyan ki unki saza... ![]() ![]()
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Finally i told my parents that i want a blackberry or apple
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . my mother said "ghar may amrood pary hain pehle wo to khatam karlo " ![]() ![]() ![]()
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Good man thanks
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Aik Dost ko 3 Bar call kiya
Us ne Phone Nai Uthaya I messaged him: Call urgently, she wants your number ab voh mujh 20 bar call chuka hai aur mein phone nai utha raha ![]()
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Kisi ka Accident dekne pr Expressions in
U.S.A :- Oh My God! Arrbi :- O La La Australia :- Got a Hit Paris:- oh shit London:- oh No, Indian.. Ram ram. PAk:- Oo vajeya e anni da. Hor vekh apni maa nu mur mur kay ![]()
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an old man wanted to renew his love to his wife he said: lets repeat the old days i will go down to the near Grocery then we will meet there and i will start to flirt with you what do u think? " ok good idea " she says he went there and he waited for 1 hour and she didnt come , two hours and she still didnt come three hours and she didnt come he went to the house and saw her still at home and crying " what happened why u didnt come there?? " he asked she said " my father didnt allow me to go out " |
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