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Jab se naya saal shuru hua hai tab se log keh rahe hain k ye 2 hazaar tera hai .
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to bhai mere 2 hazaar mujhe day kar kahaani khatam karo.

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Ufone pesh krta hy 12 Aney package apne un Jazz sarfeen k lye jnho ne 1st Jan 1947 se apni Telenor SIM istimal nh ki,
so Abi Warid p100 ka crd chrge kren or Zong se sb keh de
Mazed malumat k lye apne PTCL se dial kre
0900-78601
Qk jahan khwab waha HBL
Is bijle ne tu sb logo ko pagal krdia he shukar hai k me thek hon wese:

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Baadshah ne elan karwaya k "shadi shuda mard 2 lines mein khare hon.
1 line mein woh jo B.V se darte hain aur 1 mein woh jo nahin darte."
Darne walon ki lambi line thi.
Jab k na darne walon ki line mein 1 aadmi tha.
Baadsha ne us se kaha:
Tou aap B.V se nahin darte?
Aadmi ne kaha:
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Pata nahin g!
Mujhe to B.V keh gai hai k is line mein khare rehna
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warna taangein torr doon gi.

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Doctor to Pathan Ap ko kelay ka chilka nazar ni aya jo ap phisal gae?
Pathan: Hum paon rakh k dekh raha tha k chilkey me kela to nhi ha:-|:-

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MODERN DICTIONARY in 2013:
MOHABBAT:
Jiss k dum sey restuarants abad hain
STUDENT:
Mustaqbil ka berozgar tabqa
PARDA:
Jissey larkiyan khirki pey dalti hain
KITAB:
Waqt zaaya karney ka zariyaa
DIL:
Bagheir operation k bhi kisi ko dey saktey hain
COLLEGE:
Tafreeh gaah
UNIVERSITY:
Last part of happy life
MARRIGE:
Opar jitni tafreyan ki unki saza...

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Finally i told my parents that i want a blackberry or apple
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my mother said "ghar may amrood pary hain pehle wo to khatam karlo "

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Good man thanks

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Aik Dost ko 3 Bar call kiya
Us ne Phone Nai Uthaya I messaged him:
Call urgently, she wants your number
ab voh mujh 20 bar call chuka hai aur mein
phone nai utha raha

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Kisi ka Accident dekne pr Expressions in
U.S.A :- Oh My God!
Arrbi :- O La La
Australia :- Got a Hit
Paris:- oh shit
London:- oh No,
Indian.. Ram ram.
PAk:- Oo vajeya e anni da.
Hor vekh apni maa nu mur mur kay