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**.::!sяα wαQαs::.** · 10-02-2011, 03:04 PM

JOkE CompEtition Of october….
Assalam-O-Allaikum….
jOke CompEtition k sath pяєC!συѕ g!яl.hazir hy
iss month app ney "jOkes on zardari"
k topic per jokes sharE kerney hain..
'RULES':
1) LAST DATE 20 october

2) Polling 20 october ko ee laga dee jaye gi

3) Har member 1 jOke share karay ga

4) Edit kar k dobara ki gaee post ko accept nai kiya jaye ga

5)Aik jaisi sharing allow nai hai

6) Sharing isi thread main karni hai….

**maliktaimoorabbas** · 10-02-2011, 08:06 PM

Wa Alaikum As Salam WR WB
nice topic me ki sharing......

Zardari Ki Gari Ka Nichay
Kutay Ka Bacha Aa Gya
Driver Say Zardari Nay Bola
Ka Maloom Kroo Kis Ka Haiâ€¦..
Driver Thori
Dair Main Wapas Aya
Aur Bohat Say Har Galay Main â€¦..
Aray Kia Hoaâ€¦.
Driver Nay Jawab Dia Kay ,,,
Main Nay Logoon Say Bola
Kay Mian Zardari Ka Driver Hoon
Kutay Ka Bacha Mar Gaya â€¦.
Unhoonay Sun Karâ€¦.

**Guriya** · 10-03-2011, 01:28 PM

2 ghantay aatay ki line main khara rehte huye ek aadmi ghussay se chillaya.

Main Zaradari ko goli marnay ja raha hon.
Kuch dari baat woh wapas aakr aatay ki line main khara ho gaya.
Kisi ne pucha.
"Kyon Maar Diya?"
Usne maayusi se jawab diya.
Wahan pe bhi line lagi hui hai.

**.::!sяα wαQαs::.** · 10-03-2011, 09:56 PM

Aik jamadarni dosri se: Mujhay aisa mard chaheay jo Charsi ho Qatil ho Neech ho Daaku ho Be-ghairat ho

2nd Jamadarni: Chal kamini zaat di jamadarni aur Khwab Zardari dy?

**Night Jasmine** · 10-04-2011, 01:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pяєC!συѕ g!яl

Aik jamadarni dosri se: Mujhay aisa mard chaheay jo Charsi ho Qatil ho Neech ho Daaku ho Be-ghairat ho

2nd Jamadarni: Chal kamini zaat di jamadarni aur Khwab Zardari dy?

**Night Jasmine** · 10-04-2011, 01:49 AM

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Scratch & Win

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lllllllllllll

lllllllllli

llllllllri

lllllari

llllldari

lllardari

“Zardari”
Mubarik Ho aapka KUTTTA Nikla Hai.

***~* Doll *~*** · 10-04-2011, 08:04 PM

Tarzan janwaron ko un ki zaat bata raha tha.

Shair: Shah

Tiger: Gujjar

Cheeta: Bhatti

Haathi: Butt

Zebra: Mochi

Kutta: Zardari.

Kutta tap ke bola: Tera baap zardari..

***~Baloch~*** · 10-06-2011, 01:12 PM

Ab me karoonga mara mari

Mere naam hai zardari

Main ne pehle apni B.V mari

Ab hai poori qoum ki bari

Dil khol k loton ga

Qoum ki raqum Sari ki Sari

**chocolate** · 10-09-2011, 04:16 PM

Z@rdari ko abhi tk joota nhi lga to kya defect hai...?

Wah wah

Z@rdari ko abhi tk joota nhi lga to kya defect hai......?

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Akhir ko joote ki b to koi SELF RESPECT hai!

**~Imaan~** · 10-09-2011, 05:50 PM

Dil chahta hai,

Chori Karon,

Jhoot bolon.

Sharab piyon,

Rishwat khaon,

Qatal karon,

Or

Jail Jaon.

Shayad isi tarah kabhi
main President of Pakistan ban jaon.

10-02-2011, 03:04 PM	#1
.::!sяα wαQαs::. Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: ~Allah ki Pannah mein~... :) Posts: 1,880	JOkE CompEtition Of october…. JOkE CompEtition Of october…. Assalam-O-Allaikum…. jOke CompEtition k sath pяєC!συѕ g!яl.hazir hy iss month app ney "jOkes on zardari" k topic per jokes sharE kerney hain.. 'RULES': 1) LAST DATE 20 october 2) Polling 20 october ko ee laga dee jaye gi 3) Har member 1 jOke share karay ga 4) Edit kar k dobara ki gaee post ko accept nai kiya jaye ga 5)Aik jaisi sharing allow nai hai 6) Sharing isi thread main karni hai….

10-02-2011, 08:06 PM	#2
maliktaimoorabbas █║▌║▌║ αggяεsιvε ║▌║▌║█ Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: In the Heart of My UP Friends Posts: 32,692	Re: JOkE CompEtition Of october…. Wa Alaikum As Salam WR WB nice topic me ki sharing...... Zardari Ki Gari Ka Nichay Kutay Ka Bacha Aa Gya Driver Say Zardari Nay Bola Ka Maloom Kroo Kis Ka Haiâ€¦.. Driver Thori Dair Main Wapas Aya Aur Bohat Say Har Galay Main â€¦.. Aray Kia Hoaâ€¦. Driver Nay Jawab Dia Kay ,,, Main Nay Logoon Say Bola Kay Mian Zardari Ka Driver Hoon Kutay Ka Bacha Mar Gaya â€¦. Unhoonay Sun Karâ€¦. __________________

10-03-2011, 01:28 PM	#3
Guriya Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: cHaNd k paaSs hi gHeR hAi mEra ! Posts: 18,073	Re: JOkE CompEtition Of october…. 2 ghantay aatay ki line main khara rehte huye ek aadmi ghussay se chillaya. Main Zaradari ko goli marnay ja raha hon. Kuch dari baat woh wapas aakr aatay ki line main khara ho gaya. Kisi ne pucha. "Kyon Maar Diya?" Usne maayusi se jawab diya. Wahan pe bhi line lagi hui hai. __________________

10-03-2011, 09:56 PM	#4
.::!sяα wαQαs::. Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: ~Allah ki Pannah mein~... :) Posts: 1,880	Re: JOkE CompEtition Of october…. Aik jamadarni dosri se: Mujhay aisa mard chaheay jo Charsi ho Qatil ho Neech ho Daaku ho Be-ghairat ho 2nd Jamadarni: Chal kamini zaat di jamadarni aur Khwab Zardari dy?

10-04-2011, 01:49 AM	#6
Night Jasmine săиiă Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: ♥ ♥ Urdu planet's orchard♥ ♥ Posts: 22,842	Re: JOkE CompEtition Of october…. <B> Scratch & Win </B> lllllllllllll lllllllllli llllllllri lllllari llllldari lllardari “Zardari” Mubarik Ho aapka KUTTTA Nikla Hai. __________________

10-04-2011, 08:04 PM	#7
**~ Doll ~** Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 33	Re: JOkE CompEtition Of october…. Tarzan janwaron ko un ki zaat bata raha tha. Shair: Shah Tiger: Gujjar Cheeta: Bhatti Haathi: Butt Zebra: Mochi Kutta: Zardari. Kutta tap ke bola: Tera baap zardari.. __________________ *U Will NeVe Eve FinD A G!Rl L!kE mE*

10-06-2011, 01:12 PM	#8
*~Baloch~* Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 629	Re: JOkE CompEtition Of october…. Ab me karoonga mara mari Mere naam hai zardari Main ne pehle apni B.V mari Ab hai poori qoum ki bari Dil khol k loton ga Qoum ki raqum Sari ki Sari __________________

10-09-2011, 04:16 PM	#9
chocolate ♥~choco~♥ Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Duaoo mey Posts: 8,289	Re: JOkE CompEtition Of october…. Z@rdari ko abhi tk joota nhi lga to kya defect hai...? Wah wah Z@rdari ko abhi tk joota nhi lga to kya defect hai......? . . . . . . . . Akhir ko joote ki b to koi SELF RESPECT hai! __________________

10-09-2011, 05:50 PM	#10
~Imaan~ Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 55	Re: JOkE CompEtition Of october…. Dil chahta hai, Chori Karon, Jhoot bolon. Sharab piyon, Rishwat khaon, Qatal karon, Or Jail Jaon. Shayad isi tarah kabhi main President of Pakistan ban jaon.

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